Willow

In 1975 an engineer at JPL is drawing Futuristic automobile designs for 2020 and a group from Ford Motor wrote " Should we Have A New Engine " for new automobile power systems" for 2020 but wasnt published due to an error made in the 697 pages of secret charts blueprints and images of these new type's of engine's. Since the Congress had secretly ordered the study so they had no choice but to contact pretty much the smartest man on the planet Professor William A. Fowler and request him to correct the mistake. The Professor was busy working on his Nobel Prize Project so he tossed it to Mr. Jerry Steven Winkle whom he had never met but was told the Mr. Winkle had the highest scores ever recorded on the western seaboard for the AFEES Exam's. Meaning he was smarter or scored higher than any person in the military past or present except for a few Astronauts. IN the mean time the engineer took his project home and built a Exotic Racing Car Manufacturing Company that he Named the Willow after the Willow Springs Race Track Near the Xavier James Davis Ranch in Tehachapi, California. Mr. Winkle had corrected the error which was a typo for a Date on Page 6-53.

In Early 2017 the engineer and Mr. Winkle crossed paths which resulted in Mr. Winkle purchasing the company from the engineer. Mr. Winkle has plans to relocate the company to the Xavier James Davis property where the Willow X-JD Racing Car Manufacturing will Call home. Right across the road from the Willow Spring's Race Track.

The Willow set a track record last weekend with the Willow X-JD Methyl-Alcohol Powered Turbine Engine.

by Jastro Wind February 26, 2017

whallow

when your boyfriend breaks up with you, you go to the store and buy a lot of junk food and watch romance movies and just sit there a cry with your friend

my boyfriend broke up with me so i decided to whallow with my friends.

by djwjwjxucf May 15, 2018

Dick Wallop

Someone who is generally stupid and doesn't know what's going on.

Jack: I'm in the pine tree in your backyard. You're on Facebook.
Dylan: You can't see me from there, Dick Wallop!

by CheeksmcDamien April 18, 2010

The White Willow

A closeted homosexual. In order to be a full fledged white willow you must look gay, sound gay, and even act gay on occasions.

The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.

Man that guy has been a white willow for soooo long....honestly, closets are for clothes, come out already! We're all getting sick of him being the white willow!

by The Real White Willow December 26, 2010

Willow

When a woman's fiance has died before they had the chance to marry. When a man's fiancee has died before they had a chance to marry, he becomes her willower. Just like the tree, the fiance as departed from this world, the willow or willower STILL weeps even like those who have married.

Poor girl, her fiance has died and they had just set a date for the wedding. I guess that makers her his willow, then...

by Lady Byron October 22, 2010

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

willow

verb: The act of placing an unwanted child in a makeshift raft and sending it downriver. As seen in the 1988 film.

"Hey... I hear Jessie finally did the right thing and willowed that little shit kid of hers, bout time!"

"Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit."

by greanspam September 21, 2007