viking bod

Noun: A dad bod on a badass

- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"

by spookfish May 12, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.

He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes

by FUPM May 3, 2018

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Viking Whorehorn

When a person uses a paper towel tube as a Viking horn and uses a deep voice replicating a war horn to vibrate a woman's nether region.

My gf was confused when I gave her a Viking whorehorn

by Sir Chertato January 25, 2022

Viking chili bowl

While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.

Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless

by Skyline squatter March 10, 2023

Viking Cheiftains

a annoying team with so much aura (body odor) that it scares away all the citizens!!

the viking cheiftains is getting mogged by sigma knight commanders!

by cheskus December 6, 2024