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A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.
Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
by Jsuevehdud March 06, 2023
A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.
Jamie: omg whys turners cock so big?
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
Turner: It’s because I’m a Turner duh.
Jamie: we’ll then give it to me right now!
by Jsuevehdud March 06, 2023
A Tuner is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so good in bed he has a horse sized cock and will show you what a fun time looks like. He will spread your legs open and then fill you up with his white cream.
by Jsuevehdud March 06, 2023
A Turner is a person who takes negativity and turns it into positivity. He can turn some of your worst days to just another happy day. You are one of the luckiest people on the planet if you have a Turner. He’s funny, loving, smart, cute, true to himself, and has the ability to adapt to others emotions which makes him so amazing. That’s is always why you need to charisma all your time with him because that might be the last.
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by Sherd March 09, 2019
Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.
Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!
by Yate Massive August 19, 2022