During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
by sherwinre April 20, 2019
1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.
2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!
2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
by sir leton March 04, 2022
Triple F is the cool name for the squad. The 3 Fs stand for Fat Fred Forever. Fred is a fat pigeon my friend found in New York, he was so sexy he needs to live on forever in hearts and memories.
Friend 1: Look at Fat Fred
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever
Friend 2: We should make a sweatshirt about it
Friend 3: Omg that's genius!
Friend 2: Yeah we'll call it the Triple F squad standing for Fat Fred Forever
by BitchWithDumbDefinitions November 29, 2021
It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"
Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.
This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.
This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008
by General dea7h August 02, 2019