Off the tracks

THE WORLDS BEST PODCAST AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT. Hosted by a very short man a man with lovely hair and some others Usually including technical issues.

OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

Track-Dusted

When someone walks into a room or sends a voice memo singing a specific song or tune. When the song gets stuck in your head, that person has track-dusted you. Similar to when someone farts and crop dusts you, but instead they do this with music.

Oh, man! Robert got me, he track-dusted me with "What's Love Got to Do With It" by Tina Turner. It has been stuck in my head all day.

by The Fixes October 3, 2023

Track Lost

Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.

Lizzy: I always get Track Lost on Dreamin' Attraction.
Max: Maybe you aren't doing it right.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

8 track

1/8 ounce of marijuana.

Yo dogg, lemme get an 8 track.

by Robbie October 24, 2004

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.

My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.

by SillySalleh December 24, 2021