nippy shuffle

1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy

2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.

Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
by ez February 09, 2005
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kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.
I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!
by Dindi304 August 20, 2011
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The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.
Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.
by Craig Wayne Jenkins May 11, 2018
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shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010
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Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.
Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019
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turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.
the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle
by sushi-loverrr June 25, 2009
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Bassist shuffle

The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.

Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.
by Unitedhipster November 13, 2010
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