[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

visa teddy

the drive through

lets go through the visa teddy!!

wow thats one ransom spunkish word!

dude i know hella lot better than drive through!

by poki porcupine August 21, 2008

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? November 4, 2008

Teddy Beared

Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared

Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon

by alex3798 May 28, 2014

teddy graham soup

Slurping up thoes tiddies

Making some teddy graham soup today.

by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

Teddy Hugger

A little kid or teenager who is still obsessed with their stuffed animal.

Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.

by Sanitarium Sarah December 18, 2015

saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

by Bobswally buckenfach March 14, 2016