Polar Shocker

It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.

Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.

by hardlyaware July 20, 2011

Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle

Ew he’s holding up the shocker

by Garywink May 16, 2022

Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Shocker

2 in the Bush; 1 in the Cheney

…you youngsters might not get it, but your folks do 🤣

Good thing I came first. As soon as I gave her the shocker, it was all over for her

by Big Kool-aid May 22, 2022

Shik shak shockered

It is another way to saying an individual is shocked.

I’m shik shak shockered that he would even say that to her.

by Jazzyjasmina April 18, 2024

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

waterville-mansfield shockers

Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.

Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !

by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021