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Milkshake Slang

The act in which a female person gargles male semen for so long until it becomes so soft and unsticky that it essentially becomes a milkshake.
Man 1: Dude, last night Janey milkshake slanged.

Man 2: That's weird man.
by A Pack Of Crispy Crackers August 23, 2016
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mexican milkshake

a combination of blood, sweat, and skeet. The the three are normally the direct result of a member of the D-Unit or Skeet Squad.
After Dewey came back from Smoothie King, he decided he'd rather call up his friend Godfrey over for a delightful sharing of mexican milkshakes
by skeetmanhickerson January 12, 2009
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marijuana milkshake

A marijuana milkshake is when you put a glass beer mug, bottle, cup, etc. in a freezer and let it frost over. Once it is frosted over you blow a shotgun into the glass then pass the glass to someone else and they "drink" the smoke.
Hey! Who's down for a marijuana milkshake?!
by KoffinKay June 23, 2011
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together
by Damenzo July 23, 2020
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Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back seat of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring ate out from the back by your fathers daughter and sloppy top from some homeless guy in the front while you sip on an McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was terrible yesterday until I was delightfully surprised with a sexy milkshake on my road-trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021
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Pensacola Milkshake

When someone adds chocolate pieces to a fleshlight, then inserts their penis allowing the chocolate to melt. Then upon ejaculation the concoction is poured into either a glass or someone's mouth and consumed.
I had a long night after work yesterday and came home to treat myself to a dark chocolate Pensacola Milkshake.
by PersonaOfFire April 13, 2021
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apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
by Revolution April 26, 2019
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