Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

controlled explosion

When you cum in your pants & forget to clean.

Jerry: I finished in my pants yesterday.
Tom: Oh, so you had a 'controlled explosion'.

by LilYachtyBoat January 7, 2018

Control-Fuck

A term created by Cindy B. Gilbert addressing the keyboard command control-F that allows you to search a webpage for a certain term or phrase.

Amy: Are you actually reading all this stuff?
Cindy: No, I'm just control-fucking the page to get the gist of it.

by Ginger Kesha July 6, 2016

Controller Licker

An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..

Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.

Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules

AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker

by AYjAY August 19, 2013

Caps Control

Used to tell someone to stop writing in all capitals. Basically to control their caps lock. Usually used after someone tries to shout something over text.

person 1: YO!!! GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME!!!!
person 2: Dude, caps control.
person 1: Sorry.

by tino9007 February 24, 2011

change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt

david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee

by broomboy January 28, 2008

Johnson control

Phrase used to refer to a condom by women as a condition for receiving sex. Alludes to the permissive control device of mechanical equipment the must be engaged before operation of a hydraulic piston. A shield, cover, or interlock that permits a piston to function, and protects people.

If you expect to get any; You better have a johnson control, or keep your Johnson under control.

by Americus Null-Dalit June 8, 2013