Barney

Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace

Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number

by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019

Barney Ray

All round solid but pretty gay on snap

Barney Ray will get patterned by Shelomi

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling

Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town

by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021

Barney is in charge

1. Your fucked, you have no chance at passing.
2. You are very likely to be fired.
3. Shit bout to hit the fan.

Oh, shit Barney is in Charge, we are fucked. RUN

by Barney_Kiev March 22, 2021

Barney's House

"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.

Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.

Variations-

"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"

A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"

B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."

A: "Do it there?"

B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"

A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"

B: "Meh."

by MmmNarbey May 20, 2010

Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020