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school teacher

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.
12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"
by nintengeek May 2, 2011
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teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one
teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to
by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011
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teacher revenge

assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher
Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.
by I'm Not LIke You Guys February 28, 2018
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Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
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Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016
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