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Sloth

a girl who is really bad at soccer and thinks she is really good. she tries to talk to D2 schools and lies to them telling them she is awesome at soccer but really she just SUCKS BALLS! people moan when the coach puts her on the field cuz she has no idea what she is doing. she typically has dirty blonde hair and is very awkward and people want to punch her in the face when they see her.
P-kin : i just punched that girl in the face!
Keeya: why? is she a sloth?
P-kin: TOTAL SLOTH!
by Hailey Turnneybaly December 23, 2009
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sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow
My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch
by butt hert June 11, 2014
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Sloth Nation

A society of the dankest sloths in the world, every member must be very slothy and a straight sexy
Ya I'm part of Sloth Nation.
Natebert and Rayon joined Sloth Nation.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
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Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.
"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."
by Profiti August 5, 2022
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sloth queen

Man 1- "D... Did sloth queen hail satan"?

Man 2- " yes, HAIL SATAN"!!
by Blaa-blaa May 19, 2016
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sand sloth

A term used to describe a person of Central and South American descent (mostly Mexicans) who is lazy and doesn't work for a living.Polar opposites to their cousins the wetbacks
Them motherfucking sand sloths think they can use our taxpayer money to fund their god damn Quinseaneras
by Mexico lover 1810 December 1, 2017
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Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies
1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"
by Runaway666 December 18, 2014
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