shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
by poidog May 17, 2008
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Shrimping

Is when you eat so much food that you become lethargic and want to sleep (the after Christmas dinner feeling). This idea is driven from shrimp that swim up the water column to the surface and eat so much food it causes them to fall asleep and sink to the bottom.
I am shrimping so bad after all that food.
by EBPbiologist January 08, 2014
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shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
by Bretty BeeBee May 16, 2008
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shrimp canal

a term used to reference a cum filled vagina that will soon be sucked dry by the guy or guys that have just filled it.
last night sam took a trip on the shrimp canal and all he came back with was a mouthful of nut
by katie modis March 24, 2009
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brown shrimp

Being 6 foot 5 you would never thought he had brown shrimp in his pants. I hear his old lady is breaking headboards with her new boyfriend
by Bhixton6500 February 16, 2022
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Shrimp boat

Blowing of ones nose through one nostril holding the other nostril closed with ones index finger also as an aid in aiming the snot and booger spray.
I shrimp boated a giant booger on the door handle.
by 666Ryder666 September 21, 2021
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shrimp throat

Putting a limp penis in her mouth and let her tongue make it erect through quick jerks like a swimming shrimp
She helps me get it going through a shrimp throat move.
by Ex-Texas December 16, 2014
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