When a woman performs a sexual act and after (or during) said act calculates the relative worth of act. Often, this is followed by demands for remuneration from the recipient of act.
Damn, Tiffany gave me the hottest blowjob last night... then she ruined it by doing whore math and making me take her out to dinner afterward instead of just going to sleep.
by Drewy The Devil July 22, 2010
In Trongian Math, 69/69=69^2
by TringTrang March 16, 2017
by An Australian sandwich i guess April 25, 2023
Stereotypes of the math team usually include Asian and Indian kids, which is pretty accurate for some schools. Most people think of the math team as nerds, but these nerds are will grow up and make the big bucks. Their weekends consist of math, math, and math. Get a mathlete wasted or high, and its pretty much the funniest fucking thing ever. Note: not everyone on the math team is a pussy geek, just most of them.
Hey, isn't that chick on the math team?
She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.
Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.
She is? I don't know man but she's fucking hot.
Look at how weird those mathletes are! I bet they don't go out on Friday nights.
by a2b2c2 February 26, 2011
A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.
Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.
Tee hee.
Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
by awesome ness March 07, 2009
The typical long hair of anyone professionally involved with mathematics. It shows great commitment to the subject, so much so they can forget about their hair completely.
by Monkey Mark October 20, 2009