mush pini

A game when two guys touch their limp dicks together and whoever gets hard looses

Kevin and Collin touch their flaccid dicks together and Kevin pops a boner therefore Collin wins mush pini!

by RimJOBron January 04, 2014

Mush levitch

Someone who's looking at another guy with a mean, but a really mean look.

He so wants to kick his ass that he's giving him a mush levitch.

by Paul deToilette June 23, 2009

on the mush

Trying to bang a girl with half a hard on, but your dick is too soft.

I was trying to get the pussycat, but couldn't wile on the mush!

by Bill church February 01, 2018

Not "MUSH"room

buying mushrooms and not having enough mushrooms in my house to store the mushrooms

"Aw, Not "MUSH"room in here for all my mushrooms.

by Sloma Jack Clucks May 25, 2024

Mountain mush

A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.

Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"

by JonGold November 24, 2021

Mush-flux

Noun. When your brain is overloaded with too much information going in, pushing out other vital information in the process, causing your brain to be in a state of mush-flux.

Before that exam my mate was in mush-flux, but he still aced it, cuz Jimmy's a top bloke.

by mushfluxon February 02, 2017

mush at me dick

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

by Van Nest February 02, 2020