Hamburg

Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.

HEY YO RELL I SEE YOU DROPPING THEM THANGS LET ME GET A HAMBURG FO REAL!!

by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.

Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

hamburger

Type your definition here...Hamburgers are traditionally made with ground beef and served with onions, tomatoes, lettuce, ketchup, and other garnishes. You can also make a hamburger with turkey or other kinds of meat — although rarely, if ever, is ham used in a hamburger. Hamburgers were originally called "hamburg steak," named for the German city of Hamburg, although no actual connection between the place and the food has ever been documented.

In four hours, the Legion sold 560 hamburgers and cheeseburgers at $5 a pop despite heavy rains early in the evening in this Wisconsin River village.

by Southsyde July 22, 2020

Hamburger Hopped

Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)

Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!

by MGD 1 March 3, 2023