Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

Butler tennis

Father and son are both tennis players and love fiddling kids at the club

Friend 1: I dropped my 9 year old at Butler tennis the other night, you should send your kids there!
Friend 2: Really, my kids would like to try tennis how did little Richard find it?
Friend 1: oh, Richard got double teamed by the Butlers he said he got arse-raped in the changing room then bent over the tennis nets whilst Judas pumped the daylight out of him just before he left he said he got fisted aswell??
Friend 2: Ill have to book for my CJH then

by AnitaTownsend6969696969 December 18, 2023

Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis

girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine

by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021

tennis elbow

a code word for raw dogging goats.

Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.

by Chris Watts November 16, 2021

tennis

A game played on a big grass field. There are two teams who each have 11 players on the field at a time. The objective is to kick the ball into the oponent's goal.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna play some tennis after class?
Guy 2: no

by Fuckbaby October 18, 2021

Paddle Tennis

A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.

Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.

by Ball boy August 21, 2021

Tennis Court Oath

The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.

King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath

by ItsPrix June 1, 2021