Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball

Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!

by Xerts March 5, 2022

Tennis

To refer to a song on an album that is bad and doesn't fit the overall theme of the album. Most commonly used in reference to slower ballad type songs on an album. Originated from "Tennis (0:0)" on Itzy's "GUESS WHO" EP.

Silver: "Hey, What is your least favorite song on Wonder Girls' Reboot album?"

Bri: "Remember, it is such a tennis."

Silver: "Yeah, I agree glad were on the same page amazing cool awesome friend"

by skeeterboi_seeyalaterboi May 25, 2021

Extra Mayo (Tennis)

Wanneer een speler heel lelijk tennis speelt, kan dat worden gedefinieerd als tennisspel zoals Mayonaise (alleen maar lopen sauzen). Wanneer je met lelijk tennis nog niet kan winnen, moet je extra mayo toevoegen aan je spel om toch te kunnen winnen. Dat is bijvoorbeeld naast backhand slice ook forehand slice om maar zo veel mogelijk ballen op een vervelende manier terug in het spel te brengen.

Sil: “Ik kan niet winnen, hij is te goed”

Yoran: “Probeer Extra Mayo (Tennis) toe te voegen aan je spel”

by HoekieKLTV August 4, 2025

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.

I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!

by olivanut July 13, 2025

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Axis Tennis match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass and pass a BOP bolt back and forth using only their Anal muscles until one person can’t pass it no more. That person must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear the bolt until they successfully change rams and pressure test a 10 k BOP.

Mark : Hey Kevin what’s wrong with you today?

Kevin : My dick fell off because Grant won the Axis Tennis Match!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023