Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

[Old Teddy]

A mysterious, creepy man

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?

by Vera12345 August 4, 2008

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

Teddy

Definitely the type of guy that eats ass for a living

Did you hear about that guy being an asshole? He has to be a Teddy

by PiggyInABlankry November 23, 2021

Teddy Beared

When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.

Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.

Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!

by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009