beefer tache

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

spac-tacular

The anemic and often $0 value return investors in SPACs receive while management and deal promotors get paid huge fees.

Hey man, how did you do in that SPAC deal you were so horny about last week?

Well, the company ended up going bankrupt and my shares are worthless, but at least the management team and advisors got paid fees for arranging the deal, so I guess that's great. All in all, a spac-tacular investment!

by johnnysins1976 December 9, 2025

Rocking The Tache

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009

Te jumelan los tachines

Andalusian slang for "te huelen los pies". In English: "Your Feet Stink"

¡Niño joder, no te quites las zapatillas en el salón!. ¡Te jumelan los tachines!
Fuck Boy, don't take off your sneakers in the living room! Your feet stink!

by Paco Paco September 23, 2022