maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

syrups

a rich stuck up dickhead who gets his daddy to pay for everything

"daddy Ludes called me a syrup" " syrups are homos'

by ludes69696 August 18, 2018

cunt syrup

When cum is so sticky, it is like syrup when it touches literally anything; you cannot get it off. Even after washing, scrubbing down, etc. There’s always some sticky left over.

We went at it so hard, I made her cum; shooting out cunt syrup. It got all over the sheets. It’s been three weeks of washing, and my sheets still are sticky.

by California Wednesday February 22, 2018

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

Syrup foot job

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you

Are you ready for a syrup foot job dear?

by Farbles May 27, 2024

brown syrup

Where you take a funnel and shove it someone ass. Then pour syrup into the funnel while eating mexican food causing the person to shit the syrup out.

" lets make some brown syrup with my pancakes"

by Usememeel1 April 19, 2017

Maple Syrup

The main currency of Canada

That will be 200ml of maple syrup, eh

by Hardware Official March 2, 2020