Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Swagger pants

The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.

(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)

Yo bro, do the swagger pants dance! It’s a real panty dropper

by Blinging July 11, 2018

The Ohio swagger

It is when you straddle a two headed gal between the heads. One head is eating your ass and the other head is giving you a blow job.

During the wedding night conjoined twins gave the groom the ohio swagger. While watching I yelled switch, and the groom jumped up and did a 180 degree turn.

by Texashandshake April 2, 2024

Swagger

A type of confidence that only the coolest people feel especially when there felling confident.

Hey Timmy, your real swagger

by DIRTYRAT October 12, 2019

Frump swagger

A very destroyed female who has no confidence in herself because it has been stolen by a gangster white guy or possibly a dirty jig, but yet for some reason still walks it down the street a little dirty and somewhat nasty.

Damn that ugly girl gots some frump swagger in her walk.

by Souless75 June 17, 2023

FaZe Swagger

FaZe Swagger, also known as FaZe Swagger880, also known as Flynn. Is a person who appears in Codyy's YouTube videos. He doesn't have any social media. But he is a really good character in Codyy's Minecraft SMP/Server's storyline.

Codyy's friend Flynn has a minecraft account called FaZe Swagger

by 5cree July 16, 2021

Swagger Vocabulary

Words pertaing to the Level of Swagness in use, the use of Swagocity itself or the amount of swag or lack there of in a person. Type of swag, and Levels of swag.

Auto Pilot
Wingman
Pilot
Swagocity
Swagtastic
Swagger
Swag
Swagerific

I Say "Dude Austin is on Autopilot, he doesnt Need a wingman"

He Then Says "I can not comprehend this use of Swagger Vocabulary"

by TheMasterFatman March 18, 2011