Swaggeraculous

(adj.) - (1) The condition of being, or having so much swag that it transcends human understanding. (2) Can also be used to describe miracles performed by the sheer power of swag.

(1) Markus - "Ay yo Tyree, all da wimmenz jus' flock to you when you walk by, and you ain't got no haterz! How do ya do it?"

Tyree - "I'm jus' swaggeraculous. You might be able to get on my level one day."

(2) Goon #1 - "I dunno what happened, but when I put on muh dunks and gold chainz dis mornin', all my homies' gunshot wounds was healed instantly!"

Goon #2 - "Dis looks like a swaggeraculous occurence. You should keep dis on da DL 'less errybody find out an' wants you ta do somefin' fo 'em."

by Turkey Slapper June 2, 2013

swagger out

Too cool for school

Danny was swagger out that he left school.

by mxchaelazxz August 5, 2016

swaggerwagon

Describing a car that is so cool and amazing that you have no words to describe it except for this one

Oh my god! Look at that swaggerwagon!

by cool cars June 23, 2016

Swagger McDabber

Someone who is way too addicted too dabbing and yeling "Swag!" in public.

"Here comes Swagger McDabber, please end me."

by SwaggerMcAwesome February 8, 2017

Shaggers knot

A clump of unkempt hair on the back of a ladies head after a hard nights shagging.

Look at the shaggers knot on Caroline, Dave must have been on her all night.

by Johnnytheyid March 3, 2017

Swagger

Secretly With A Gay Girl Effectivly Reproducing

"I'm Swagger" Whispered Jack
"Shit man i'm so sorry" Tommy whispered back

by Annomynes July 17, 2017

swaggerian

A Ultimately talented man with not one care in the world ....

I am a Swaggerian.

by Mr.Organik August 12, 2017