substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020

Sunsetyachi

The most amazing person in the world they literally carry kiyoyachi platonically and kanoyachi + sakuatsu he’s literally the best

Person 1: Omg have you hear of Sunsetyachi on tiktok???
Person 2: Yes im mutuals with them they’re the best!
Person 1: LUCKY!

by JUNO!! February 17, 2022

Tequila sunset

Getting sprayed directly in the eyeballs, with a squirt gun full of tequila, by an Adderal fueled garden gnome.

“Man I can’t see, Tom just hit me with a tequila sunset”

by Conald E. Petersen October 11, 2022

Subeta

A virtual pet website that stole the ideas for every aspect of its site from Neopets.

The admins on this site are apparently "approachable" and "actually able to be talked to." This translates into, the only way to succeed on Subeta is to get friendly with the admins. The only people the admins care about though, are those who donate money (5$ each month) to have "gold accounts" with which they can take advantage of all the features that make it impossible for normal users who value their money to do anything.

A website to entertain fools who enjoy parting with their money in exchange for "cute" pixel images.

1.
NewbieGirl37: hi im new and whats a pet

Admin: You create a pet and take care of it like a real pet.

NewbieGirl37: it sez i need sP wuts that

Admin: Subeta Points, use them to buy items.

NewbieGirl37: I want alot of sP

Admin: You can donate money to the site and get sP in exchange!

NewbieGirl37: Relly ok i just bout a gold accont

Admin: Congrats! Heres a million sP because we love money.

2.
UpstandingUser14: Yes! I just got a Field Tigrean Elixir! But now I have no sP -_-

Admin: you could donate 100$ to the site and get more sP!!

UpstandingUser: No thanks, like I'm gonna waste 100$ on this shit.

Admin: You're getting frozen for not giving in to our desire for $$$$.

UpstandingUser: Wow. Your site is unfair.

Admin: No it isn't. Just because we only like the stupid people who give us all their hard-earned money doesn't mean we're UNFAIR.

3.
Things They Stole From Neopets

-Half of the pet species

- Petpets

- The whole explore page

- Lab ray

- And a shitload more

Yet they insist they didn't copy Neopets at all and that all virtual pet sites have these exact ideas.

by Person who isn't stupid enough to give away all her money July 1, 2005

substenance

A word that combines sustenance and substance into one word.

I need some substenance or I will die of lack of substenance.

by Pedro the substenancer November 7, 2010

Floridian Sunset

The Floridian Sunset, (aka the Floridian Starry Night), is a sexual activity/act. You and your partner are having sex, and as you are about to cum, stop. Then, proceed to put it in her butt. BUT (no pun intended), as you enter, go VERY slowly (the "sunset". Used to build suspense.) When fully in, tell her/him to clench, and then ejaculate. (the "starry night". Used to relieve suspense.) After you cum, pull out, and have her/him shotgun it onto the window.

"Bro, you see the Sunset?"
"What sunset? It was so cloudy last night."
"No dude, I mean the Floridian sunset, yeahhh."
"Dude gross"

by Da Krooo November 2, 2009

Sunset

When the front of a girls dress/top is so low that the upper half of her tit(s) can be seen, resembling a sunset.

Guy 1: Dude check out that chick Lillie, she has a really nice sunset going down.
Guy 2: Quick, hold my drink while I hack it real quick. (Shoves hand in pants)

by 1415926 February 20, 2015