Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

colby strader

One who enjoys getting anally raped and dipping

Wow he’s suck a Colby strader

by Ganny September 3, 2019

Maya Setrak

An absolute skank. She is a mastermind. That is all

ur mom, Maya Setrak

by hoe-bag January 30, 2020

jack strachan

The kind of guy who is very sweet and nice, but has a pea brain. Too carefree and reckless he would actually get on your nerves. Seems simple and kind at first but often turns out to be manipulative. Last but not least he’s the type of guy who would ghost you after using you for however he benefits. No matter what he still manages to leave an impact on that some other person’s life, with all his weird charms.

From beloved KC

Jack Strachan…..The master of all the airing

by Kacyyy November 22, 2021

Van Straaten

This is an old Belgian/Netherlands family. This family is known for being frugal, penny-pinching assholes who will fight over a dead person's last cent. They will always see how they can benefit before making friends.

You are being such a van Straaten right now.

by MysticReader August 15, 2022

Jake Satran

Literally satanic real form of Jake Tran, a Vietnamese-born American educational/commentary YouTuber and entrepreneur

I already watched Coffeezilla video about Jake Tran, now i know that he was actually Jake Satran

by Cure Earth August 18, 2022