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Harbor Springs, MI

Also known as the Cape Cod of the Midwest, this “up north” town located on Lake Michigan has been attracting stupidly preppy people for years. As you walk down Main Street, you are bound to see people decked out in Lily Pulitzer, Vineyard Vines, and Lululemon, while wearing Sperrys or Jack Rodgers. Most of its residents only come during the summer, and due to their loud-ass cocktail parties and even louder boats, all of the locals hate them. If you live in Roaring Brook, Wequetonsing, or better yet, on The Point you are instantly “respected”. All of the rich kids can be found at the Little Harbor Club with their nannies after playing tennis, because their mothers are too busy shopping to care for them. If you are a popular rich teenager, especially one who goes to a private or boarding school, you are expected to have your own boat, limitless credit card, and an endless supply of blonde friends who will take pictures of you for Instagram. Besides rich summer people and tourists, the only other people who venture up to Harbor Springs are the countless numbers of sailors who pour in after the Chicago-Mac for the annual u gotta regatta. During the rest of the year, everyone lives in fucking huge mansions, even bigger than their gigantic summer homes, dreaming of returning next year to torture the locals some more.
1: I'm going to Harbor Springs, MI this summer
2: Oh wow you better start shopping at Vinyard Vines
1: STFU I'm not going to become a preppy
2: Don't be so sure about that, Harbor Springs can change you
by lucypm November 22, 2018
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palm springs middle

Tbh its just like any other public school in Florida. Yes were ghetto, Yes were dramatic, but bet u we one of the most fun schools u will ever go to. SOME of the teachers teach but most kids just don't listen. Yes also have the basic mean girls that think everyone like em, but u will also see a good fight every now and then. Dont forget about the girls always wetting there hair in the bathroom and boys always sagging and throwing gang signs.
by floridajhit.com September 2, 2019
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Palm springs gangs

Palm springs has 3 main gangs all in the north side of the city. The first being the gateway posse crips located in the desert highland gateway estates neighborhood. The second is barrio san rafael who are at war with gateway. Barrio San Rafael are name after 1500 east san rafael drive since the road leads to the Santiago sunrise village mobile homes. Lastly there is Varrio Palmas located in Golden sands drive.
Damn palm springs sure is nice are there any gangs

Yes there is palm springs gangs
by Leanspooks February 19, 2022
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Spidey String Cum

Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.
Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!
by urbanwomendestroyer June 9, 2022
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Baxter Springs

That one little town in Kansas in Cherokee County

There is a pool and some tiny restaurants, pretty boring

There is the city section and the rootin tootin cowboy section

That's all there is here
Person 1: Do you wanna do anything fun around where you live?
Person 2: No! I live in Baxter Springs.
by 石头 October 13, 2023
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worm on a string

a powerful creature who commits arson every 5 seconds
person 1:can i have your worm on a string?
person 2:no,he's commiting arson right now
by ilikecheesecakelol December 10, 2021
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G-String

The lowest sounding string on a violin.The center of many inside jokes in a high school strings class.
"Teacher!I'm plucking my G-String!"
by FuuuuuuuunyFucker May 6, 2009
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