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stock daf

This is a DAF truck with no customization or non-standtard parts. These are usually driven by boring people with no taste of personilzation.
Phil gets so wet when he sees a stock daf, he will spend 15 hours in the customizer shop just to come out with a stock daf.
by angrygiraffemccoy October 1, 2020
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Stock

that guys stock
by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022
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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
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Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you
by Sexydimma May 30, 2022
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Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
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The MMAAAN Stocks

The MMAAAN Stocks or 'The MAN' for short, are the initials for the giants tech companies in the US.

Microsoft, Meta, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix.

They used to be known as FAANG stocks,

Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google

but since Facebook has changed its name to Meta and Google uses Alphabet as it's parent company, they are 'THE MAN'.
Everyday I turn around THE MMAAAN Stocks are going up! Except for today!

Everybody's purchasing 'The mmaaan' stocks and profits are going through the roof.

I have all of 'the man' stocks in my portfolio
by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE January 26, 2022
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Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.
This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.
by BoofingKenG September 3, 2021
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