Rory Stewart

God among men. Rory has flown across several countries including: Iraq, Iran, India, Nepal and Afghanistan. He eats trees for breakfast, but it so awesome that he plants them right after. He plants trees such as Deodar, a name which I've never heard of in my life. Rory, you are bad-ass, you are strength and might; YOU ARE THE CONQUERER OF WORLDS, THE VANQUISHER OF WAR AND HUNGER: YOU ARE IRONMAN!

Rory Stewart knocks my socks off.

by Professor Catface Meowmers January 2, 2009

Stearnsmeister

A ridiculously good looking pure uncontaminated male specimen from the Greek warrior and intellectual breed. Tends to screw things up beyond repair but somehow manages to fix things by flashing his beautiful smile and displaying his never ending love for Albanian "goodies". Can mostly be found at his "dads office" or the "gym" but somehow, miraculously, still manages to find time for love making. Has a small amount of baggage...aka wierd ex girlfriends, but we are certain that will be overcome once they realize that he's our baby daddy.
A guy which picks girls whom he knows will never talk to each other.
One whos backseat is his love machine, and enjoys spending quality time at Wal Mart.
One who shows no respect, breaks your heart, and considers you worthless if your initials aren't AK + or - an X.

"wow, that guy totally just stearnsmeisted me :("

"did you just see that guys package?!?"
"yup..hes a stearnsmeister"

"lets go to walmart"
"wow youre such a stearnsmeister"

"one is not a stearnsmeister unless one brings unthought of sexual satisfaction"

"wheres your man?"
"oh hes stearnsmeisting at the gym"
"i dont think so hunny, check (insert name of incrediblely good looking Albanian girl with nice jugs here)'s house"

"i love stearnsmeister"
"NO I DO"
"who the heck are you??"
"ugh, stearnsmeister's girlfriend"
"NO, i am stearnsmeister's girlfriend. ok? you dont even know him"
"i bet you he was just at walmart with me 10 minutes ago. you weirdo who wishes you're still going out with him"

"one is a stearnsmeister if one is everybody's baby daddy"

by Callshimbeast May 28, 2007

Stewart

Usually a useless oaf. So used to lying he doesn't know who he is. Doesn't have many social skills apart from the skill to get you into bed, but not the skills between the sheets. Big and covered in hair he could be king kongs retarded brother!

That guy was such a stewart, I won't be seeing him again!

by Fruityfudge December 1, 2017

Rod Stewart

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

Stevan

A lightskin guy who cares about his girl more than anything. Light green eyes and very funny . Smokes a lot and doesn’t care about what people have to say . He’s very handsome and is hilarious.

Girls: stevan is so cute
Stevan: I love my girlfriend only so bye

by donkey konggieeee August 26, 2019

Kristen Stewart

An emotionless girl who stars as the leading role in the Twilight Saga. She seems always depressed and awkward when out in public. Even though she's boring, she's beautiful in her own way.

Don't pull a Kristen Stewart on me

by the girl from the computer November 27, 2012

Stewart Townsend

A Fucking amazing hott Irish Actor

Stewart Townsend is the best thing that came out of Ireland!

by SG_ZV_6661 November 6, 2009