Stage Bugs

A bad comedian or shitty solo comedy act

"Man, none of these guys are funny, just a bunch of stage bugs tonight."

by Hyonkity July 27, 2020

Stagee

Stagee Is The Name You Give A Friend That Has An IQ Of 0 And Really Hates How He Cant Spell The Word Orange, And Goes In Town With Children.

Man You Really Are Stagee

by Frimpong May 20, 2012

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

stage duo

the best most underated duo. This is a platonic/romantic ship between 'Punz' and 'Dream' from the <dreamsmp> minecraft server. Although most of the times it's referred to their fictional characters, it's also sometimes referred to their irls as well. We classify them by using 'c!' for 'character and 'cc!' for content creator.

bro 1: Bro, stage duo literally went out with a bang on season 1.
bro 2: They had a sandwich date and got blew up by a nuke but okay.

by anonymous January 29, 2023

Pavle Walk Stage 3

(READ Pavle Walk Stage 2 TO UNDERSTAND) After not successfully catching little boys and cannot find any. The Pavle walk stage 3 inplace of emergencies. This is when you are pavle walk and physically no little boys cannot be found. So you enter a house and steal the dad of a little girls house and un-consensually rape his grandpa while taking the little girls dad. Once securing the dad they take him back to his house to forcefully have anal.

Person 1: Bro we have been walking for ages and cant find any little boys
person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: What do we do
Person 2: We can try the Pavle Walk Stage 3 in a while if we cant find any little boys
Person 1: Great Idea!

by John Wock February 13, 2023

Alpha Stage

a phrase used to describe the first stages of a creative or developmental process, during which novel concepts are explored, experiments are conducted, and the project is still in its early stages of development. It represents an alpha-level exploration phase where testing new ideas, pushing limits, and setting the groundwork for later phases of development are the main priorities. The alphastage is a dynamic and adaptable phase that encourages risk-taking, inventiveness, and the search for novel solutions.

Person 1: "Hey, I've been working on that new software project. I'm not sure where to start."

Person 2: "Why not begin with the alpha stage? Just throw in your most creative ideas without worrying too much about perfection. We can refine things later in the development process."

by Louloulon January 6, 2024

Late Stage Porn Addiction

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.

Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024