Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.

"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."

by somestonerchick November 29, 2011

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 11, 2012

spider daddy

Hot enough he could be spider man.

Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!

by spiderdaddycreator February 17, 2018

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 23, 2012

uk spider

someone you cherish

I'm having a couple uk spiders over later for a jickle

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud April 13, 2016

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 22, 2003