spider daddy

Hot enough he could be spider man.

Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!

by spiderdaddycreator May 6, 2018

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011

Spider-Ma'am

When you cum inside of a girl and she reaches her finger up inside her vagina, scoops it out, and flings it back at you.

This fuck Kyle totally Spidermanned me the other day so after he came inside of me last night I totally got him back and pulled a Spider-Ma'am on him.

by Thesefucks October 8, 2020

Spider-Byte

The Spider-man of (Earth-22191)

In a world where people spend their lives online using virtual reality avatars, a young woman named Margo decided to hack the system and create her own spider-powered avatar to fight crime in cyberspace. Recieved popularity from the movie Spider-man: Across the Spider-Verse.

Spider-Byte is so cool!! She can teleport!?

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

by calven March 21, 2003