horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016

Sperm Bowser

A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.

Also see cum bucket.

Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.

by Gods Prototype March 3, 2009

after sperm

When a guy doesn't wash off his dick after jizzing and then has a girl suck his dick w/the dry gooey sperm still on it.

Oh my god so I gave him head and he had major after sperm !!!! Its like hello wank daddy, its called soap! ( see wank daddy if that stupid)

by Ashley , scotts luvva luvva May 13, 2005

sperm purse

The phrase used to describe the testicles.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

by Mr. Jizz November 7, 2008

Sperm Sandwich

when your balls get crushed between your thighs

Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!

Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!

by PikeJew December 24, 2010

Whale sperm

The reason why the ocean is salty and you became pregnant after you went swimming

"Damn the ocean is salty!"
"That's just from whale sperm"

by Yourdick May 8, 2015

Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

by Lukethesod October 29, 2008