Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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an extra large amount of cum in your mouth
after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 28, 2014
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Smoothie

Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual

Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized

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Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”
by LuzBlight July 15, 2021
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A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
by Handsomdemo January 08, 2017
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Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion
I just had a detox smoothie.
by Fnt101 June 22, 2023
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