Sinsoniate

To defecate slowly and painfully!

The Mexican food I ate last night made me sinsoniate the next morning.

by Vito D. July 25, 2009

simmonsfication

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?

Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."

by smbbc March 3, 2011

Simona De Silvestro

Swiss race car driver that competes in the IZOD IndyCar series driving for HVM racing. She was voted Rookie of the Year at the Indianapolis 500 in 2010 after finishing 14th.

Simona De Silvestro finished 14th at the Indy 500 last year.

by union5 November 13, 2011

Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

Sijmon

A Sijmon is a man who places fake 'silent' letters in his name so that he can appear European and therefore exotic.

That big creepy Aussie bloke over there reckons he's Dutch. He keeps approaching people from behind. Now he's trying to hit on the male bartender. He's such a Sijmon.

by The Real Sabretooth March 19, 2014

Simongate

A delusional fellow that believes that there is a scandal in which people incorrectly add the word “Gate” to words in order to describe a scandal – this scandal is called Simongate

When discussing Boobgate our delusional fellow suggests that in order for it to be called Boobgate her boob should have been covered with a gate rather than a bra – there was no gate therefor should have been called boobbra…………… this makes no sense just like Simongate

by Trojanknight May 16, 2015

simontv17

Simontv17 is a YouTuber who makes videos with plush animals in his own fictional country called Dogland, and he just tells people to subscribe to his channel. The main character's name is Simon and appears on the YouTube icon. He has run over 6 seasons of Simontive, but he does other side videos once in a while.

Oh my god. There's another video by simontv17 about Dogland.

by johncocek3 August 20, 2019