1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.
Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.
by ez February 8, 2005
Get the nippy shufflemug. The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.
Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.
by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012
Get the schedule shufflemug. The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.
Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.
Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.
Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!
by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010
Get the shuffle punk'dmug. A dance that originated on the sergeants bus. You swing your legs side to side and clasp your hands as you moved them the opposite way your legs go.
by Michael from Vsauce February 4, 2020
Get the Fynnley Shufflemug. The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.
Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.
by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014
Get the Cheesedick shufflemug. The game of chicken that occurs when two socially inept Rochester Institute of Technology students are walking on a collision course and don’t know how to dodge each other.
This typically can be seen the most by students with Golisano Posture
This typically can be seen the most by students with Golisano Posture
by anonymous72739592 March 5, 2019
Get the RIT Shufflemug. The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
Get the jewish shufflemug.