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Shotgun Curves

When your girlfriend, wife, or daughter has a curvy body that will make you want to pull a shotgun on anyone who was staring at them too hard.
See Mary and Arthur are fine, but it’s you Ann you have Shotgun Curves so I have to look out for you.
by President Poverty June 9, 2019
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Shotgun Golf

You go to a golf course with your shotgun. Hide in the bushes until someone hits a golf ball then shoot it. After that run like hell. Golfer's do not find it as amusing as you will halfway through your 2nd six pack.
Hey man you wanna go dick around at the golf course? I got some more shotgun shells.

Dude I love shotgun golf.
by 326435529 September 8, 2014
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Shotgun Shit

When you go to deficate in the lavatory, but you need to be quick so you go for a shotgun shit, sometime given it’s name because it has a wide spread shot and can cause a lot of damage if it hits someone in close range.
“Hey Rob we are in the middle of a game where you going” “don’t worry lads I’m off to do a shotgun shit I’ll be back in 30 seconds
by Mr.NotWorldWide October 5, 2018
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Meat Shotgun

She wanted lowkey to play with my Meat Shotgun
by GTX 1080ti August 20, 2017
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Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.
I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.
by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016
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Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!
Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.
by Livliga March 25, 2019
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