Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

The schlong of destiny

The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.

The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

schrodingers schlong

The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong

Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong

by lordcatfood May 14, 2022