Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

Schlong island

Long island

Stupid bong man from schlong island

by Agayguy March 1, 2024

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024