samuel kikkert

a racist fuck that cant take a joke. He can talk shit but cant take it. HE LOVES THE COCK. LOVES IT. he does hate crimes to little children in his 2nd gen dodge. He always has a cum load in his lip spitting everywhere. He cant ride a bike to save his life he brakes everything he touches . o shit got to go here is right here. He loves the cock. no balls to rock a mullet
samuel kikkert is to do nothing with your life
by timothy hurst October 22, 2018
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Samuel Semasaka

Look it’s a Samuel Semasaka
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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 01, 2019
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Samuel clemmens

A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens
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samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"
by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022
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bryson samuels

Usually a cool guy with a massive ass. His ass is as big as the moons surface
Damn did you see big booty bryson samuels dancing
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samuel and sophia

samuel and sophia love each other
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