Alternative Root

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.

"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."

by Jerkov and BOF November 5, 2009

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 9, 2014

Grow roots

When you're waiting for something too long

A : You're not gonna wait for him? Don't tell me.. you don't like him anymore?
B : No,I'm not gonna wait for him any longer I'm about to grow roots lmao.

by weerwerrt December 21, 2019

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

butt roots

The act of sitting in a chair for FAR too long and your butt grows roots.

"I have worked my 12 hour shift and it was really slow, I think my butt has grown butt roots."

by bootyroots12 March 12, 2014

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021

root down

To have sex in the woods. To get naked in the forest and having wild animal sex.

My girlfriend and I go out to the wilderness to root down

by Spotsaneed June 13, 2004