Ronald

Ronald is a nice man.

Ronald has the best name in the world.

by yourronaldishere September 26, 2022

ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

ronald

a single grain of sand from the crushing of a rock.

An ant can lift not only a ronald but many ronalds equivalent to its weight.

by raindropsarered November 30, 2025

Ronald McDonald

A word you could use to be sarcastic or call someone Ronald McDonald if they are being weird

Sophia: Did you fly on a plane to New York from Florida

Olivia: No I rode in Ronald McDonald’s back. Of course I took a plane

by Sexy girl 321 May 28, 2020

ronald

he likes boys suck dick for a living and sir does to

ronald got black amile dreads

by xxxracksxx April 19, 2025