A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020
Get the Real Bikemug. This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
Get the hook and realmug. They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".
by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022
Get the real mealmug. A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
by thotastic September 29, 2015
Get the thot realnessmug. by urmom456 March 12, 2013
Get the David Realemug. mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
Get the this is not real lifemug. by India Terrell March 6, 2008
Get the My realmug.