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Chip to Salsa Ratio

(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.
1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.
by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020
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sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.
The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!
by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017
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Body to dick ratio

Body to dick ratio or BTDR
by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019
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Dick To Chick Ratio

The ratio of guys to girls at any place.
Man, Simons dick to chick ratio is like 30.

Wow Bobs dick to chick ratio is negative 5.
by BA_O_DA_ DAY September 30, 2010
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Gass to Mass Ratio

The ratio of gass to mass when taking a shit. High gass: low mass = bad. High mass: low gass = good.
Billy: How was your shit?

Jack: Terrible, my gass to mass ratio sucked
by jazza123 August 31, 2011
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meat to scene ratio

An unit of measure identified and studied by the philosopher Birdman, used primarily in his extensive scientific studies in the field of cockology.

It measures how much meat (penis) is present in a given scene, facilitating the analysis of the subjects in said scene.
Being a quantitative measurement however, it treats all meat (bbc or otherwise) the same.

According to lost journals by the philosopher, the ratio is calculated individually for each female subject and care must be had in cases where double(or triple) meat specials are at play.
you used to have such a low meat to scene ratio when i met you, look at you now!
by voidinfinity June 9, 2020
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Birthday Friend Ratio

On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.
I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
by elseTM October 29, 2011
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