Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.

I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.

"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha

by DJ-9 December 10, 2011

premature posting

To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.

Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."

by catherineroxit October 1, 2010

Premature ehappylation

When you get overly excited about something before knowing the final outcome.

"The first date went so well, she went and told all her friends she'd found the one, only for him to ghost her immediately."

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 6, 2016