The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.
by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021
Get the Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law mug.To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
Get the premature posting mug.Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.
"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017
Get the premature excitementation mug.A person or people who hurry and say things about a person in order to establish a false narrative of someone.
Most likely someone that they know that no one else knows and has not met yet. A person who has to be the first one to say it so everything after that would just be seen as retaliation.
To mak an innocent person look bad and making it harder to be able to defend themselves.
Most likely someone who is in a position of authority or someone who has a relationship of some kind with someone in an authority position.
A person who is most likely going to play a victim as soon as their narrative is not being met.
Just the ability to be able to expel words out of their mouth just because they know how to say words. And knowing there will not be consequences to their actions. Knowing they have protection.
They ask questions at inappropriate times and yet seen as appropriate to others because the scenes and scenarios have already been made out in their heads.
A person who is going to ask, "what is wrong" when things are not going the way they've already said ( to everyone else ) it would have gone.
In so many or a lot of words.
The person challenging people is told that you should know better. No matter how much you are in the right and you should defend yourself.
Making people who now have to defend themselves. look weaker, because they don't want to accept the false narrative as "THE FACT". That they should just accept and deal with it and stop lying to themselves.
Most likely someone that they know that no one else knows and has not met yet. A person who has to be the first one to say it so everything after that would just be seen as retaliation.
To mak an innocent person look bad and making it harder to be able to defend themselves.
Most likely someone who is in a position of authority or someone who has a relationship of some kind with someone in an authority position.
A person who is most likely going to play a victim as soon as their narrative is not being met.
Just the ability to be able to expel words out of their mouth just because they know how to say words. And knowing there will not be consequences to their actions. Knowing they have protection.
They ask questions at inappropriate times and yet seen as appropriate to others because the scenes and scenarios have already been made out in their heads.
A person who is going to ask, "what is wrong" when things are not going the way they've already said ( to everyone else ) it would have gone.
In so many or a lot of words.
The person challenging people is told that you should know better. No matter how much you are in the right and you should defend yourself.
Making people who now have to defend themselves. look weaker, because they don't want to accept the false narrative as "THE FACT". That they should just accept and deal with it and stop lying to themselves.
This person has such diarrhea of the mouth, they have permanently developed premature aspeechiation.
by TheMoreYouBro December 16, 2025
Get the premature aspeechiation mug.A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
Get the Premature Epackulation mug.When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.
At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.
by marcig19 September 5, 2012
Get the premature clapulation mug.Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.
Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?
by chager45 February 13, 2010
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