The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022
Get the Pooper-Scootermug. A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
Get the peanut butter poopermug. Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
Get the surrogate poopermug. Omg. Insert name here was such a party pooper last night. Did you see what he/she left in the toilet?
by ABlinkin October 15, 2021
Get the Party poopermug. When someone is doing a*** and the person who's a*** is being penetrated wants to shit they are a pooper scooper
by slangdangbangguy April 24, 2020
Get the pooper scoopermug. by madmagic2005 May 17, 2021
Get the Poopermug. ALL HAIL POOPER
by SHITERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR August 22, 2021
Get the POOPERmug.