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Parental duty

Like childcare but for your parents: Sitting around all day with your parents who came visiting you.
If you're at uni and having to explain to them why you don't have a girlfriend, why you don't have good grades, why you don't have a part-time job.

And if you're married already you send the day helping your dad with his garden and your mom in the kitchen why avoid the question "So why don't you have kids yet?"
John: Hey Tom, you comin' out tonight for Lizzy's birthday party? We're out to a nice restaurant before the club at 8pm
Tom: Nah bro, I can't this time. Got parental duty
John: Shit! Good luck with that

Example 2:
Chris: The whole office is going to Disney on Saturday, will Marianne also be coming?
Alex: Nah, she's got parental duty. She's taking her mom grocery shopping, and then for a haircut
Chris: Sucks to be her
by AIIah September 4, 2015
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Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.
Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.
by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015
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parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
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Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell
Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same
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Palenque

Synonym of palito. That means, to have sex.
I was on the jail because i had a palenque with my morra at the park
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Paleness

The non-medical noun or description of an attractive natually pale skinned female, someone who is very light complexion, that does not tan. Generally appreciated by East Asian cultures or of the Caucasian descent.
Might be used by a male to describe an extremely pale looking female that he finds attractive.

"Hello Paleness..."
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Paren't

The absence of a parent or carer, used often when parents get divorced.
Guy1: whoah man why so sad?
Guy2: my dad left us and my mom just died
Guy1: oh that's awful. it's so sad to get a paren't
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