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Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
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Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
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Paw paw jeff

He is sick a paw paw Jeff
by anonymous October 21, 2020
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Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.
"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"
by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022
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PAW

An abbreviation used in text meaning "Parents Are Watching" to tell the other person that what you wrote may have been abridged because your parents are going to see it.

Similar: POS (Parent Over Shoulder)
by Roggodoggocorgi February 15, 2022
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The paw

A flex thrown out
Doesn't need claws
Don't hate and pout
I'm just raw
Here comes the white tiger
He always throws the paw
by The Phantom Menace March 27, 2023
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bitch-paws

Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.
After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.
by Sith Rabbit December 4, 2020
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