PAWS

Someone that tries really hard not to jerk off but does it ten times in one day.

"Damn, Wayne jerked off like ten times today and he's all burnt out."

"I know, he's PAWS."

by PAPI RACIST August 31, 2016

paw bitching

When your dog stomps her paw when wanting attention, food or toys.

I know you want to play but quit paw bitching and throwing your toy.
Don't stomp those paws at me. No paw bitching allowed.

by Bexster May 20, 2014

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

Anderson Paw

not a reel badman, controls his friend and is a level 100 simp with a very supportive mom

is that the one and only Anderson Paw

by oovovwe October 19, 2023

PAW

Either a dealer, nice guy, or corrupt kid. Examples of corrupt officers: TheBearDenYT (he's the only one)

Wow, my PAW dealer is online!

by MNG Kid. August 16, 2019

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010