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Candle Karen

Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.

This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
by Stefabablous March 08, 2021
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Be Candle

"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"
Man that song “Be Candle” sure is dope.
by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018
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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 01, 2022
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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on candles

To be on candles means, you are a Saint, you've done a very good deed.

References the glass religious candles utilized widely in Latin culture.
Bro, Jennifer brought my wallet and keys to me, all the way out here, she's on candles for sure!
by Jaykingothemoon March 07, 2024
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god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.
Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!
by November 29, 2023
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