Jank Bag

When someone is janky aka junk - like/Trashy. Another way to say hoe bag. Can be used randomly and jokingly when your friend is pissing you off.

"Shut up, Jank bag"

by - J.C November 23, 2020

Jank

Definition1:(JA-N-QUE') A man that is an incredible bitch and is retarded beyond all belief.

Definition2:A convenient ash tray such as an empty or little fillmed coke can, A water bottle, or a pink lemonade bottle from best buy is the best jank humanly possible.

Definition 2 Example: Coke can,water bottle and other ghetto home found goods.

Definition 1 example: ...Tim is a jank

by SykoXhitman August 9, 2009

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

Jank

The combination of a man wearing Jaggings; and the un-avoidable exploitation of said man's junk.

Co-Worker 1 says to Co-Worker 2: "Seriously, he has way too much Jank shoved into those Jaggings."

by Stiffler v.2 March 10, 2011

jank

british slang for saying someone is unattractive

'that boy george is well jank'
'pasta is fucking jank'

by Scutty May 28, 2015

christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

seth janke

This is the name of a hard working person who is very noble. He can do anything he puts his mind to. He makes the people around him very happy, he doesn’t have to do much though, all he has to do is smile. He is amazing, he will do anything to make those he cares about happy. He is also extremely good looking. He is literally the hottest person you’ll meet. When you’re around him you’ll feel like nothing else really matters, like being there with him and enjoying those moments is what makes you happy. He is the kindest, most loving person one can have in their life.

Seth janke is also a goof

by lil boat... May 30, 2018