Dirty Omelette

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

Omlette with Fried Bacon

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.

Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!

by Faitraen September 30, 2008

Lil' Smokie Omlet

When you make a very delicious breakfast with eggs, cheese, and lil smokies.

Phil is such a great cook, he always makes those Lil' Smokie Omlets. Yumm.<3

by Awesomeness. March 6, 2005

chin omelette

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.

Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.

by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

oblestork

Oblestork is a stork that got squashed into the cobblestones because the baby it was carrying was too fat for it to hold up

look at that oblestork isn't it sad

by HP GEEK June 12, 2005

Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013