Scottish Food

Macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at Macdonalds.
Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 03, 2013
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Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.
A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.
by mikaljager June 04, 2009
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Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".
That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!
by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta November 30, 2010
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scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain
Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief
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Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.
Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!
by Morehoes April 23, 2018
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Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.
Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?
by Morehoes April 23, 2018
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Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

(nonsexual version) a single/double of scotch whisky with a a splash of double cream.
i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.
by gothbboy August 09, 2024
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