A person who sleeps more times during the day then a 90 year old woman in a care home. Also known as Neville aka ‘The Longest Bottom”
by K1NG L3ONIDAS October 14, 2021
by arthietes May 08, 2017
The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.
Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|
by ruggedly handsome brown dude March 17, 2011
by thiccdickdaddy May 31, 2017
that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.
when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.
by whtvr November 10, 2012
A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.
by newbcat November 21, 2011
X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.
by xthethinkerx April 10, 2011